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One-upped by a 3-year-old
10-01-2013
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on my three-year-old niece, Little Turtle. If the alarm doesn\'t wake you up that early, fear not. She\'ll come barreling through around that time and jump on top of you singing the theme song to some Disney movie until you\'re wide awake. Trust me. I\'ve got the ruptured organs and internal hemorrhaging to prove it.

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