|My toddler niece may be an evil super-genius|
I\'ve been looking online, but so far I haven\'t found any instructions for what to do when you figure out a toddler is actually an evil, Hannibal Lecter-like super-genius. Common sense says get on their side while they\'re young so they won\'t kill you later. Although, if you don\'t prevent yourself from becoming obsolete or expendable, then they\'ll still kill you - I didn\'t learn that from \"Parenting\" magazine, I picked that up from James Bond movies.
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