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Lying groundhogs give me a case of 'March Madness'
Talk about “March Madness.” I’ll tell you what burns my buns: This cold weather that isn’t supposed to be here. (Well, actually it doesn’t literally burn my buns, it freezes them. What burns my buns literally are the seat warmers when I forget to turn them down in the car.)
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