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The Mayan calendar just isn\'t as trustworthy as the ones Granny always has me take her to get at the funeral home. Most of the time, we don\'t even know the deceased. Granny just says, \"Take me to the funeral home,\" I\'ll forget the time of year and oblige her, we\'ll walk in, an attendant will ask us if we\'re members of the deceased\'s family, and Granny, usually dressed in something akin to Joseph\'s coat of many colors amid all the mourning black, will say, \"No, I\'m just lookin\' for a calendar. One with an almanac and the moon cycles, if you\'ve got it,\" like the funeral home is Kmart.

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