|Dumb people with smartphones and other holiday perils|
If you\'re reading this, then the world must not have ended. Or maybe it did and I slept through it. That would be great; lots of peace and quiet around here for a change. I hope it zapped those noisy dogs that are always running around here peeing on the rose bushes - actually, I hope it zapped the rose bushes, too, so I don\'t have to fool with them.
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