|I'm thankful you're actually reading this|
I was going to rerun my Thanksgiving column from last year, but I spilled my drink on my laptop - apparently, a 17-inch laptop and an 8-inch gravy boat won\'t fit on my belly at the same time, and when that last shirt button popped, it created a chain reaction that sent one family member to the ER and caused my gravy boat to spill its contents across the keyboard. This short-circuited the device, and I learned salty gravy is a good conductor of electricity. But I\'m okay now I\'m okay now I\'m okay now I\'m okay now....
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